

- Naming is serious business
- What Lemonade's Miniature Dachshund owners are actually naming their dogs
- German heritage: classics straight from the motherland
- Long boy hall of fame: names that celebrate the magnificent stretch
- Tiny but terrifying: big energy, small package
- Noble titles: for the boy who was born aristocratic
- Punny hall of fame: names so bad they're perfect
- German food obsessed: names for the snack-motivated boy
- Drama kings: for the boy who suffers loudly and often
- Tunnel legends: born to dig, bred to conquer underground
- Pop culture legends: names for the boy who is clearly the main character
- Vintage gentlemen: names from a sepia-toned era
- Nature boys: names for the great outdoors, experienced from the sofa
- Celebrity alter egos: names for the boy who acts like he's famous
- Certified chaos agents: names for the tiny menace you love unconditionally
- Bonus names
- Time to start training
- Before we go
Choosing the perfect name for your male miniature dachshund can feel a little overwhelming, there are so many options out there for such a spirited little guy. Whether his personality is playful, regal, or totally quirky, the name you pick will stick with him for life. We’re here to help you find that ideal match and make naming your new best friend part of the fun.
Plus, once he’s all named, it’s a good time to think about strengthening his care routine with things like Lemonade Pet insurance. Let’s dive in!
Naming is serious business
Naming your pup is like a rite of passage. Sure, some people might think we’re “overanalyzing” this, but you’re about to spend many years saying this name out loud. Whether it’s calling him indoors after digging up your garden or sharing adorable photos captioned with his name, you’ll want it to feel just right. So, let’s jump into these categories, one of them holds the name destined for your dachshund.
What Lemonade’s Miniature Dachshund owners are actually naming their dogs
Real names from real pet parents. Scroll through for a little inspiration, then dive into our full list below.
| Top male Miniature Dachshund names |
|---|
| Winston |
| Milo |
| Oliver |
| Frankie |
| Ollie |
| Charlie |
| Oscar |
| Archie |
| Walter |
| Franklin |
| Cooper |
| Peanut |
| Tucker |
| Rocky |
| Louis |
| Moose |
| Bear |
| Leo |
| Doug |
| Theo |
| Louie |
| Finn |
| Ozzy |
| Buddy |
| Max |
| Remi |
| Gus |
| Bentley |
| Tank |
| Henry |
| Otis |
| Dash |
| Bruno |
| Loki |
| Benny |
| Frank |
| Teddy |
| Romeo |
| Duke |
| Jasper |
| Monty |
| Arlo |
| Goose |
| Luigi |
| Jax |
| Otto |
| Hank |
| Pepper |
| Reese |
| Noodle |
| Jack |
| Dexter |
| Odie |
| Ranger |
| Slinky |
| Riley |
| Alfie |
| Opie |
| Woody |
| Cash |
| Beans |
| Nico |
| Norman |
| Tito |
| Barney |
| Ralphie |
| Digger |
| Zeus |
| Remy |
| Ace |
| Dobby |
| Dino |
| Rio |
| Scooby |
| Toby |
| Kobe |
| Hugo |
| Jarvis |
| Murphy |
| Dodger |
| Hendrix |
| Nugget |
| Toast |
| Angus |
| Franc |
| Koda |
| Butters |
| Ruger |
| Obi |
| Emilio |
| Alfred |
| Rowdy |
| Chip |
| Reggie |
| Scooter |
| Freddy |
| Waylon |
| Cody |
| Finley |
| Pepe |
German heritage: classics straight from the motherland
Dachshunds are proudly German, and these names carry that history with style.
- Otto
- Fritz
- Klaus
- Hans
- Rolf
- Ernst
- Dieter
- Franz
- Konrad
- Ludwig
- Viktor
- Horst
- Gunnar
- Rainer
- Egon
- Lothar
- Alfons
- Dietrich
- Ulrich
- Ruprecht
- Albrecht
- Walther
- Wolfram
- Maxl
- Lorenz
- Manfred
- Berthold
- Gerhard
- Siegfried
- Hartmut
- Wilfried
- Helmut
- Eberhard
- Gottfried
- Reinhold
- Burkhard
- Friedemann
- Rüdiger
- Benedikt
- Christoph
- Nikolaus
- Johannes
- Matthias
- Sebastian
- Stephan
- Tobias
- Markus
- Florian
- Andreas
- Valentin
Long boy hall of fame: names that celebrate the magnificent stretch
He is long. He is proud. He will never apologize for it.
- Longfellow
- Noodle
- Stretch
- Slinky
- Frankfurter
- Hotdog
- Bratwurst
- Baguette
- Linksworth
- Sir Longsworth
- Elongato
- Extendo
- Snakenstein
- Ribbons
- Horizontus
- Longbottom
- Sausagini
- Slinkmaster
- Stretchmo
- Wigglesworth
- Tubsworth
- Noodleby
- Rollington
- Frankfurtle
- Cylindro
- Loafingsworth
- Mister Wiggles
- Stretchberry
- Tubberino
- Sausageface
- The Long One
- Lengthwick
- Mister Lengthy
- Elongsworth
- Lengthmaster
- Stretcharoo
- Snorkel
- Linkmaster
- Frankfurty
- Wurst
- Loafington
- Wigglesworth Jr.
- Noodlecroft
- Slinkazoid
- Tubularino
- Stretchwick
- Longsworth the Third
- Slinkerbell
- Wiggletron
- Mister Elongato
Tiny but terrifying: big energy, small package
He has never once considered his own size. He never will.
- Napoleon
- Titan
- Goliath
- Hercules
- Bruiser
- Maximus
- Thor
- Caesar
- Colossus
- Rambo
- Diesel
- Magnum
- Turbo
- Crusher
- Spike
- Axel
- Bandit
- Maverick
- Ranger
- Rebel
- Ironpaws
- Thunderpaws
- Wolfbane
- Stryker
- Sledge
- Brickpaw
- Knuckles
- Grizzler
- Barbarian
- Raider
- Charger
- Dynamo
- Blazer
- Vortex
- Cyclone
- Powerpaw
- Ironwill
- Battler
- Rumble
- Tempest
- Warlord
- Ruffian
- Warpath
- Carnivore
- Brawler
- Juggernaut
- Mercenary
- Saboteur
- Commando
- Wardog
Noble titles: for the boy who was born aristocratic
He walked in, surveyed the room, and decided it was acceptable. Barely.
- Archibald
- Montgomery
- Cornelius
- Reginald
- Bartholomew
- Percival
- Wellington
- Thaddeus
- Fitzgerald
- Alistair
- Pemberton
- Harrington
- Ashworth
- Breckenridge
- Wentworth
- Featherbottom
- Rockefeller
- Vanderbilt
- Whitmore
- Beauregard
- Everstone
- Locksworth
- Hartington
- Blakewood
- Cranston
- Merriweather
- Carmichael
- Stratton
- Witherspoon
- Goodfellow
- Featherstone
- Buckminster
- Silverstone
- Foxborough
- Pembrooke
- Aldsworth
- Castleton
- Thornwicke
- Ravenswood
- Blackmoore
- Peppercorn
- Longfellow III
- Paddington
- Fairweather
- Blakeworth
- Dunmore
- Ashington
- Kensington
- Wellsley
- Huxley
Punny hall of fame: names so bad they’re perfect
The vet will groan. You will not care.
- Bark Obama
- Woofgang
- Hairy Pawter
- Chewbacca
- Drool Britannia
- Sherlock Bones
- Snoop Dogg
- Ruff Vader
- Paw-dré 3000
- Growl-ileo
- Jimmy Chew
- Bark Twain
- Chew-barka
- Howl Jordan
- Beagle-juice
- Sniff Eastwood
- Marky Bark
- Growlio Iglesias
- Paws Malone
- Droolius Caesar
- Wag-ner
- Furocious George
- Scruffy McFluffface
- Boofus Maximus
- Ruffus T. Firefly
- Waggington D.C.
- Chompsworth
- Bork Borkington
- Scruff McGruff
- Sir Bitsalot
- Fleasy Rider
- Kanye Wwest
- Doggy Smalls
- Furdinand
- Paw-casso
- Snarlton Heston
- Dig Diggity
- Yappie Chanel
- Wag-amuffin
- Sir Licks-a-Lot
- Bark Wahlberg
- Howl-iwood
- Rufferto DeNiro
- Growl McAvoy
- Biscuit B. Goode
- Pup Daddy
- Sniff Jagger
- Sir Chomps-a-Lot
- Howl Gibson
- Furtina’s Boyfriend
German food obsessed: names for the snack-motivated boy
He will sit. He will stay. He will do absolutely anything for food.
- Pretzel
- Schnitzel
- Strudel
- Pumpernickel
- Bratwurstchen
- Spaetzle
- Knödel
- Kipferl
- Lebkuchen
- Rollmops
- Landjäger
- Pfeffernuss
- Bienenstich
- Quark
- Weisswurst
- Radler
- Kaiserschmarrn
- Dampfnudel
- Krapfen
- Linzer
- Guglhupf
- Tafelspitz
- Wachauer
- Powidl
- Germknödel
- Rohrnudel
- Scheiterhaufen
- Mostkierl
- Schmankerl
- Ritschert
- Erdäpfel
- Faschingskrapfen
- Vanillekipferl
- Milchrahmstrudel
- Buchtelchen
- Frittatensuppe
- Flecksuppe
- Verhackertes
- Topfenstrudel
- Käsekrainer
- Salzstangerl
- Obatzda
- Striezel
- Zimtstern
- Marzipan
- Schweinshaxe
- Fleischpflanzerl
- Leberkäs
- Zwetschgendatschi
- Hendl
Drama kings: for the boy who suffers loudly and often
He stubbed his paw. He may never recover. Please witness his pain.
- Sir Cries-a-Lot
- Baron Von Tantrum
- Lord Mopington
- General Despair
- Professor Angst
- Viscount Exaggerato
- Count Tantrumus
- Duke Whimperford
- Count Melodramatico
- Baron Crysworth
- Mister Sulkington
- Mister Melo
- Sir Theatrical
- General Poutington
- General Sorrow
- Baron Melodramatico II
- Duke Mournington
- Viscount Sulksworth
- Count Overwroughtington
- Baron Von Mopsworth
- Prince Oversensitive
- Lord Woebegone
- Duke of Dramatics
- Marchioness Woesworth
- Baron Wailsworth
- Count Sniffleton
- Sir Heaves-a-Lot
- Lord Tantrumsberry
- Professor Pathos
- Commander Complaints
- Admiral Anguish
- Captain Catastrophe
- Sergeant Suffering
- Corporal Crybark
- Private Pouting
- Major Malaise
- Colonel Crybaby
- Lieutenant Lament
- General Grievance
- Major Mopsworth
- Commodore Crysworth
- Ensign Despair
- Admiral Overdramatic
- Captain Wailsworth
- Sergeant Sulkington
- Colonel Glumsworth
- Private Pathos
- Major Mournington
- Lieutenant Lamentsworth
- Commander Crybark
Tunnel legends: born to dig, bred to conquer underground
He was engineered to hunt badgers in tunnels. He now applies that energy to your garden.
- Digger
- Tunnelsworth
- Excavato
- Burrowby
- Groundbreaker
- Molesworth
- Burrowski
- Badgerchaser
- Underdog
- Tunnelmancer
- Earthmover
- Subterrano
- Borrer
- Dugout
- Trench
- Cavemaster
- Earthshaker
- Dirtmaster
- Burrowmaster
- Dirtdigger
- Claypaws
- Mudslinger
- Rockbreaker
- Pebblecrusher
- Substrata
- Bedrock
- Crustmaster
- Tunnelrat
- Spadeface
- Shovelsnout
- Trencher
- Badgerbane
- Undergrowth
- Mudhound
- Topsoil
- Crumbmaster
- Sandstorm
- Gravel Gus
- Flintdigger
- Stonecrusher
- Boulderboy
- Subwoofer
- Holey Moley
- Clodsworth
- Gopher King
- Moundy
- Caveworth
- Pitmaster
- Scrapworth
- Quarryworth
Pop culture legends: names for the boy who is clearly the main character
He has the confidence of someone who has never watched himself on camera.
- Loki
- Grogu
- Dobby
- Gizmo
- Yoda
- Gandalf
- Frodo
- Bilbo
- Samwise
- Aragorn
- Legolas
- Pikachu
- Snorlax
- Mewtwo
- Stitch
- Remy
- Linguini
- Gusteau
- Bluey
- Bandit
- Peanut
- Nemo
- Marlin
- Crush
- Squirt
- Flounder
- Sebastian
- Triton
- Bagel
- Falkor
- Totoro
- Simba
- Pumba
- Timon
- Mufasa
- Hercules
- Aladdin
- Genie
- Kronk
- Kuzco
- Pacha
- Yzma’s Cat
- Hades
- Phil
- Megara’s Pup
- Kowalski
- Rico
- Skipper
- Private
- Mort
Vintage gentlemen: names from a sepia-toned era
Old-fashioned, distinguished, slightly dusty, completely magnificent.
- Mortimer
- Herbert
- Clarence
- Wilbur
- Chester
- Aloysius
- Barnaby
- Horatio
- Rupert
- Algernon
- Phineas
- Stanislaus
- Ambrose
- Gideon
- Sylvester
- Ignatius
- Benedictus
- Hilarius
- Anastasius
- Chrysostomus
- Polycarpus
- Hieronymus
- Sigismund
- Sigiswald
- Engelbert
- Winfried
- Adalbert
- Lebrecht
- Siegward
- Gottlieb
- Friedhelm
- Ingolf
- Bernhard
- Hartwig
- Roderich
- Theobald
- Anselm
- Edelbert
- Hadmar
- Wulfric
- Godwin
- Leofric
- Ethelred
- Æthelstan
- Aldric
- Baldric
- Cedric
- Eldric
- Godric
- Kendric
Nature boys: names for the great outdoors, experienced from the sofa
He sniffed a leaf once. He hasn’t forgotten it.
- Acorn
- Bramble
- Cedar
- Cypress
- Oakley
- Pebble
- Sequoia
- Spruce
- Thorn
- Timber
- Aspen
- Birchwood
- Boulder
- Canyon
- Cobbleston
- Crestwood
- Driftwood
- Flintwood
- Forestby
- Glacier
- Grotto
- Marshwood
- Mistwood
- Mossyrock
- Pinegrove
- Ravensworth
- Rookery
- Thornwood
- Tundra
- Dunesworth
- Cliffsworth
- Ridgewood
- Stonebrook
- Maplewood
- Willowbrook
- Reedsworth
- Riverton
- Stonehaven
- Hillcrest
- Fernwood
- Hawthorn
- Juniper
- Sorrel
- Yarrow
- Sagebrush
- Heathcliff
- Moorland
- Brackenfell
- Fernsby
- Glenmore
Celebrity alter egos: names for the boy who acts like he’s famous
He demands the best spot on the couch. He has a rider.
- Mick Jagpaw
- David Barkowie
- Elvis Pawsley
- Frank Sinatreat
- Sniff Jagger
- Ruff Springsteen
- Bark Jagger
- Howl McCartney
- John Lemon
- Paul McBarkney
- Ringo Starr-Dog
- George Hairy-son
- Bob Marley Bones
- Jimmi Hendruff
- Kurt Cobain-Dog
- Eddie Barkder
- Ozzy Pawsbourne
- Freddie Barkury
- Roger Taylorwag
- Brian Maypaws
- Axl Rowf
- Slash McPaws
- Duff McWaggan
- Steven Tylerpaw
- Joe Pawsmith
- Jimmy Pawge
- Robert Pawlant
- John Bonesnham
- John Paul Gnawnes
- Keith Moondog
- Roger Daltrey-Dog
- Pete Townhound
- David Gilmourwoof
- Syd Barker
- Roger Watersdog
- Nick Maypaws
- Richard Wrightwoof
- Ray Daviedog
- Dave Daviesdog
- Mick Avorydog
- Lou Reedwoof
- John Cale-dog
- Sterling Morrisondog
- Nico the Dachshund
- Jonathan Richmondwoof
- Iggy Pawp
- David Bowwow
- Tom Waitswoof
- Lou Rawlswoof
- Billy Holidog
Certified chaos agents: names for the tiny menace you love unconditionally
He has destroyed seventeen socks, stolen a sandwich, and is currently very cute about it.
- Havoc
- Chaos Goblin
- Pork Tornado
- Wreckmaster
- Screamy McGee
- Ankle Biter
- Panic Button
- Glitch
- Goblin King
- Lord Chompsalot
- Disaster McFloof
- Weasel Boy
- Gremlin Junior
- Mischief McSnoot
- Rascal Barksworth
- Tiny Menace
- Bedlamsworth
- Catastrophe Jones
- Mayhem McWiggle
- Chewtastrophe
- Pillager
- Marauder McGee
- Ruckus Barkington
- Turbulence Tucker
- Pandemonium Pete
- Wreck-It Ralph
- Snarl McTwist
- Shredmaster
- Demolition Dog
- Apocalypse Pup
- Agent of Chaos
- Plunderpaws
- Destructor Doxie
- Gnasher
- Nitro McGrumble
- Fiasco Fitzgerald
- Menace McBark
- Brouhaha Brunsworth
- Upheaval Ulrich
- Tumultsworth
- Carnage Cornelius
- Rowdy McHavoc
- Frenzy McFang
- Bedlam Berthold
- Riotsworth
- Rampage Rupert
- Disorder Douglas
- Uproar Ulrich
- Turmoil Theodore
- Frenzied Ferdinand
Bonus names
Just in casde you haven’t found “the one” yet.
- Biscotto
- Pretzelino
- Schnitzelface
- Wienerhund
- Dachsmaster
- Borksworth
- Snickelfritz
- Rüdiger Jr.
- Heinie
- Kumpel
- Dackelmann
- Grosser Kleiner
- Wunderdog
- Zwickl
- Sepperl
- Wastl
- Michl
- Hiasl
- Girgl
- Schorsch
- Franzl
- Hansl
- Steffl
- Jackl
- Bartl
- Sepp
- Veit
- Wendelin
- Thaddl
- Benno
- Ferdl
- Gustl
- Ossi
- Nandl
- Poldl
- Xaverl
- Zenzi
- Moidl
- Resi
- Burli
- Dackelkind
- Schnauzerl
- Schnauzbert
- Schnauzfried
- Schnauzwald
- Schnauzmann
- Schnauzotto
- Schnauzklaus
- Schnauzfritz
- Schnauzwolf
Time to start training
Now that you’ve chosen the perfect male miniature dachshund dog name, it’s time to help your pup learn it! Start using your chosen name consistently from day one, saying it with joy and enthusiasm before meals, walks, and playtime to create positive associations.
Remember that dogs typically respond best to names that are one or two syllables, but don’t let that stop you from choosing longer names, you can always use a nickname for everyday use while keeping the full name for special occasions. Practice calling their name in different tones and situations so they recognize it whether you’re calling excitedly at the dog park or speaking softly when they’re resting. Most dogs learn their names within a few days to a week with consistent, positive use.
Before we go
Here’s the reality of owning a male miniature dachshund: he will leap from heights that concern you, dig his way through things that shouldn’t be diggable, and carry himself with the absolute certainty that he is the most important creature in any room. He’s not wrong. But that confidence plus that spine length plus that relentless energy means vet visits are part of the deal, back problems are common in the breed, and that’s before he’s attempted something completely inadvisable at full sprint.
Lemonade Pet insurance is the easy, smart move for any dachshund owner. Fast claims, real coverage, no nonsense, just like a good boy deserves. Because you spent a lot of time finding him the perfect name, and he deserves to be around long enough to fully live up to it.
A few quick words, because we <3 our lawyers: This post is general in nature, and any statement in it doesn’t alter the terms, conditions, exclusions, or limitations of policies issued by Lemonade, which differ according to your state of residence. You’re encouraged to discuss your specific circumstances with your own professional advisors. The purpose of this post is merely to provide you with info and insights you can use to make such discussions more productive! Naturally, all comments by, or references to, third parties represent their own views, and Lemonade assumes no responsibility for them. Coverage and discounts may not be available in all states.