Dog names for Male Miniature Long-haired Dachshunds

Choosing a name for your male miniature long-haired dachshund? That’s a big deal! Whether you’re inspired by his silky coat, distinctive personality, or iconic dachshund silhouette, finding the perfect name is part of welcoming him to the family.

And just like giving your pup a great name, keeping him protected is important too, Lemonade Pet insurance can help with that as you embark on this paw-some journey together.

Naming philosophy

We get it: picking the right name isn’t just plucking a word from thin air. It’s about finding something that fits your dachshund’s personality, suits your style, and feels special every time you call it out at the dog park. There’s no need to overthink, though, this list has all kinds of inspiration to make the right choice easier. Let’s roll!

What Lemonade’s Miniature Long-haired Dachshund owners are actually naming their dogs

Real names from real pet parents. Scroll through for a little inspiration, then dive into our full list below.

Top male Miniature Long-haired Dachshund names
Milo
Winston
Frankie
Oliver
Charlie
Ollie
Cooper
Louie
Oscar
Archie
Moose
Frank
Franklin
Teddy
Otto
Hank
Otis
Henry
Slinky
Finn
Bruno
Goose
Murphy
Loki
Bean
Walter
Remy
Theo
Benny
Gus
Arlo
Apollo
Alfie
Bear
Leo
Whiskey
Peanut
Dash
Cash
Ziggy
Benji
Dexter
Bentley
Norman
Ozzy
Chip
Rocky
Ozzie
Dasher
Butters
Louis
Max
Bowie
Albus
Theodore
Finnegan
Harley
Luca
Toby
Ace
Rudy
Merlin
Parker
Jax
Beans
Enzo
Beau
Dunkin
Linus
Waylon
Zeus
Stanley
Jasper
Wilbur
Tucker
Cowboy
Smokey
Pickle
Snoopy
Graham
Sunny
Remi
Rory
Dobby
Pippin
Hamilton
Benito
Wilson
Coco
Chorizo
Wally
Noodle
Duke
Lincoln
Biscuit
Baxter
Roscoe
Link
Myles

Distinguished gentleman names for the boy who carries himself with dignity

He walked in and immediately owned the room. The room is your kitchen, but still.

• Albert
• Alfred
• Arthur
• Augustus
• Barnaby
• Benedict
• Bernard
• Bertram
• Cecil
• Clarence
• Clifford
• Cornelius
• Edmund
• Edward
• Ellsworth
• Ernest
• Eugene
• Everett
• Ferdinand
• Fletcher
• Franklin
• Frederick
• Geoffrey
• Gerald
• Gilbert
• Godfrey
• Gordon
• Graham
• Harold
• Herbert
• Horace
• Howard
• Humphrey
• Jasper
• Lawrence
• Leonard
• Leopold
• Lionel
• Montgomery
• Mortimer
• Norman
• Oliver
• Oswald
• Percy
• Randolph
• Reginald
• Rupert
• Sylvester
• Theodore
• Winston

German heritage names for the dachshund who honors his roots

Born in Bavaria in spirit, born in your living room in practice.

• Adalbert
• Albrecht
• Baldur
• Benedikt
• Christoph
• Clemens
• Dietrich
• Dieter
• Eckhart
• Erich
• Ernst
• Franz
• Friedrich
• Georg
• Gerhard
• Gottfried
• Gunter
• Gustav
• Hans
• Heinrich
• Helmut
• Hermann
• Horst
• Jochen
• Jürgen
• Karl
• Kaspar
• Klaus
• Konrad
• Kurt
• Lothar
• Ludwig
• Manfred
• Markus
• Moritz
• Nikolaus
• Otto
• Rainer
• Rolf
• Ruprecht
• Siegfried
• Stefan
• Theobald
• Tobias
• Ulrich
• Uwe
• Walther
• Werner
• Wilhelm
• Wolfgang

Fancy titles for the boy who expects full honorifics

He doesn’t come when called. He grants an audience.

• Archduke Ferdinand Floof
• Baron Barksworth
• Baron Sausagington
• Baron Von Snuggles
• Count Droolula
• Count Velveteen
• Duke of Derpshire
• Duke Snuggleford
• Earl of Underbelly
• Grand Duke Velvetsnoot
• His Royal Lowness
• Lord Biscuit the Bold
• Lord Cheddarton
• Lord Noodleham
• Lord Ruffington
• Lord Stumblefoot
• Marquess Von Munch
• Sir Chompsalot
• Sir Flopsworth the Third
• Sir Floofington the Fourteenth
• Sir Humphrey Hairybutt
• Sir Loin of Bark
• Sir Noodle McFlop
• Sir Reginald Snoutsworth
• Sir Sniffs-a-Lot
• Sir Wagsworth the Wise
• The Grand Poobark
• The Right Honorable Wagsworth
• Viscount Snorkelton
• Viscount Velvetpaws
• Baron Brushytail
• Lord Barkleigh
• Count Biscuitsworth
• Duke Floppington
• Earl Puddingfoot
• Grand Vizier Snuggles
• His Excellency Floofbert
• Lord Doodlepaws
• Marquis de Snore
• Prince Barkington
• Prince Velvetpaws
• Sir Barnabas Fluffington
• Sir Dribblewick
• Sir Edmund Snoutsworth
• Sir Jeffery Longbody
• Sir Percival Plop
• Sir Wobblesworth the Wise
• The Baron of Biscuitsham
• The Duke of Droolsbury
• Viscount Wiggleford

Punny names that will make the vet tech actually laugh

You’ve been waiting your whole life to introduce this dog.

• Bark Obama
• Bark Twain
• Biscuit Pitt
• Chewbarka
• Dogstoyevsky
• Droolius Caesar
• Fleasy Rider
• Furcules
• Furdinand
• Growlbert Einstein
• Growlnold Schwarzenegger
• Hairy Pawter
• Howlin’ Jowls
• Indiana Bones
• Jimmy Chew
• Jowl Blanchett
• Kanine West
• Leonardo DiCapaw
• Mutt Damon
• Paw McCartney
• Paw-casso
• Pawnelope Cruz
• Prince Borklington
• Pup Tart
• Puptrick Swayze
• Ruffalo Bill
• Ruffus T. Firefly
• Sherlock Bones
• Slobberella Rex
• Snarlene Dietrich
• Snoop Dogg Jr
• Snoutlock Holmes
• Snout Eastwood
• Sir Barks-a-Lot
• Sir Chews-a-Lot
• Wagneto
• William Shakes-paw
• Woofgang Amadeus
• Woofie Goldberg
• Bork Skywalker
• Furcus Aurelius
• Dogzilla Jr
• Growlius Caesar
• Hairy Houndini
• Howlbert Einstein
• Lick Jagger
• Paw-dre 3000
• Scruffalo Bill
• Yap Lincoln
• Yelp Presley

Tiny but terrifying names for the boy who menaces dogs four times his size

Six pounds. Zero self-awareness. Maximum confidence.

• Attila
• Bandit
• Berserker
• Blitz
• Brawler
• Bruiser
• Butcher
• Calamity
• Carnage
• Chaos
• Chomper
• Colossus
• Crusher
• Dagger
• Detonator
• Fang
• Ferocio
• Fireball
• Frenzy
• Fury
• Gremlin
• Gnasher
• Goliath
• Grudge
• Havoc
• Juggernaut
• Mauler
• Maverick
• Mayhem
• Menace
• Nitro
• Predator
• Rampage
• Ravager
• Renegade
• Ricochet
• Ripper
• Ruckus
• Sabertooth
• Scrapper
• Shredder
• Sledge
• Snapper
• Snarley
• Thunderpaws
• Titan
• Venom
• Viper
• Warbucks
• Wrecking Ball

Vintage gentleman names for the old soul in a young dog’s body

He prefers jazz, a quiet evening, and going to bed at 8pm.

• Aloysius
• Alvin
• Barnabas
• Barnabus
• Chester
• Cletis
• Clifton
• Clyde
• Delbert
• Elmer
• Elroy
• Enos
• Floyd
• Gaylord
• Gifford
• Grover
• Herman
• Homer
• Hobart
• Huck
• LeRoy
• Melvin
• Milo
• Myron
• Norbert
• Obadiah
• Orville
• Otis
• Purvis
• Ralphie
• Roscoe
• Rufus
• Sherman
• Stanley
• Thaddeus
• Ulysses
• Vernon
• Virgil
• Wallace
• Walter
• Warren
• Wendell
• Weston
• Wilbur
• Willard
• Willis
• Wilson
• Woodrow
• Wynn
• Zeke

Silky coat names for the boy with genuinely enviable hair

His grooming routine is longer than yours. Respect it.

• Brillo
• Brushwick
• Cashmere
• Chenille
• Coil
• Curly
• Driftlock
• Feather
• Filament
• Flaxen
• Floss
• Fringe
• Frizz
• Gloss
• Gossamer
• Lace
• Lurex
• Mane
• Merino
• Mohair
• Plume
• Ripple
• Ringlet
• Ruffle
• Sable
• Satin
• Shag
• Sheen
• Shimmer
• Silkie
• Silkwood
• Skein
• Spoolie
• Swirl
• Swish
• Tangle
• Tendril
• Tress
• Tweed
• Velour
• Velvet
• Vellum
• Wavy
• Whorl
• Wiggleton
• Wisp
• Woven
• Woolen
• Yarn
• Zephyr

Foodie names for the boy who definitely gets whatever you’re having

You said you wouldn’t feed him from the table. That lasted four days.

• Baumkuchen
• Bratwurst
• Brezeln
• Brisket
• Butterscotch
• Chorizo
• Cinnamon
• Cobbler
• Currywurst
• Dijon
• Dunkel
• Figgy
• Fleischkase
• Goulash
• Gruyere
• Gugelhupf
• Hazelnut
• Hefezopf
• Kaiserschmarrn
• Kartoffel
• Knodel
• Kolache
• Lebkuchen
• Leberwurst
• Linzer
• Marzipan
• Molasses
• Nougat
• Nutmeg
• Pflaumenkuchen
• Pretzel
• Pumpernickel
• Radler
• Riesling
• Sauerbraten
• Schmaltz
• Schnitzel
• Speck
• Springerle
• Spaetzle
• Streusel
• Strudel
• Tiramisu
• Toffee
• Truffle
• Vanillekipferl
• Weissbier
• Wiener
• Wienerschnitzel
• Zimtstern

Long and low names for the boy built aerodynamically close to the ground

A torpedo in a fur coat. Engineered for tunnels. Inexplicably fast.

• Bellyboard
• Crawlsworth
• Curbstomp
• Dashalong
• Doorstop
• Downlow
• Dragster
• Draggytail
• Dustmop
• Fenderbell
• Flattie
• Floorboard
• Floorling
• Groundhog
• Groundling
• Groundskeeper
• Hot Diggity
• Inchworm
• Lowball
• Lowdown
• Lowrider
• Noodle
• Pancake
• Puddlejumper
• Rumpleton
• Sausage
• Scraper
• Scooter
• Shufflesworth
• Shuffles
• Skimmer
• Skimsworth
• Slinky
• Speedbump
• Sneakylow
• Stumps
• Submarine
• Swiftsocks
• Torpedo
• Tunnel
• Tumbleweed
• Undercarriage
• Weenie
• Wormsworth
• Wriggly
• Footstool
• Shortstop
• Belly
• Baseplate
• Floordog

Dramatic names for the boy with soap opera levels of emotion

He cried for six minutes because you closed the bathroom door.

• Afflizione
• Anguissola
• Angustia
• Banshee
• Cataclysma
• Catastrophio
• Cryington
• Desolato
• Desperado
• Disastro
• Doomwell
• Dolente
• Dramaturgo
• Fuego
• Gloomsbury
• Griefsworth
• Lamento
• Lacrimoso
• Melodrama
• Miserello
• Mournsworth
• Morticio
• Purgatorio
• Passione
• Penitencio
• Perdito
• Ruina
• Ravagetto
• Scorchio
• Sinistro
• Sobrio
• Sorrowful Stan
• Strazio
• Tempesto
• Tormentino
• Tragedio
• Turmoil
• Valentino
• Wailsworth
• Weepington
• Woeington
• Afflicto
• Calamito
• Collapso
• Fatalino
• Darksworth
• Gloomington
• Shadowmere
• Duskwell
• Mournington

Pop culture names for the boy who’s always the main character

He has opinions about the camera angle. He is extremely photogenic.

• Aragorn
• Atreyu
• Balin
• Bifur
• Bilbo
• Boromir
• Bofur
• Bombur
• Dobby
• Dori
• Dwalin
• Elrond
• Eomer
• Faramir
• Fili
• Frodo
• Gandalf
• Gimli
• Gloin
• Gizmo
• Gollum
• Grima
• Haldir
• Kili
• Legolas
• Nori
• Oliphaunt
• Ori
• Pippin
• Radagast
• Samwise
• Saruman
• Sauron
• Shadowfax
• Theoden
• Thorin
• Treebeard
• Yoda
• Denethor
• Balrog
• Celeborn
• Thranduil
• Beorn
• Bard
• Azog
• Bolg
• Glorfindel
• Isildur
• Anduril
• Mirkwood

Nature names for the boy who takes his outdoor time very seriously

Deeply invested in every single smell. A professional investigator of bushes.

• Ash
• Birch
• Bracken
• Briar
• Boulder
• Burrow
• Cedar
• Clover
• Copse
• Creek
• Dell
• Driftwood
• Dune
• Ember
• Fern
• Flint
• Foxglove
• Gust
• Hazel
• Heath
• Hedgerow
• Hickory
• Ironwood
• Jarrah
• Juniper
• Kestrel
• Knoll
• Lichen
• Limestone
• Loch
• Marsh
• Meadow
• Moss
• Nebula
• Nightshade
• Oakmoss
• Ochre
• Pebble
• Pinewood
• Quarry
• Rambler
• Rill
• Sedge
• Sorrel
• Thicket
• Thistle
• Tundra
• Umber
• Yarrow
• Zenith

Cozy boy names for the dog who invented the concept of napping

A professional lap occupant. A blanket-burrower of Olympic caliber.

• Beeswax
• Blanket
• Biscotti
• Brownie
• Butterscotch Jr
• Candle
• Caramel
• Chestnut
• Cider
• Cinnabun
• Cobbler Jr
• Cocoa
• Crumble
• Dimples
• Drowsy
• Duffel
• Duskington
• Ember Jr
• Figgy Jr
• Fireside
• Flannel
• Gingerbread
• Hearthside
• Humbug
• Hushpuppy
• Kindling
• Lullaby
• Marshmallow
• Molasses Jr
• Murmur
• Napsworth
• Nutmeg Jr
• Plaid
• Pudding
• Pumpkin
• Slumber
• Snickerdoodle
• Snugbury
• Snowdrift
• Teatime
• Toasted
• Twillington
• Waffle
• Woolen Jr
• Muffin
• Cobbleston
• Hearthwick
• Cuppatea
• Cozington
• Rumblewick

Wildcard names for the boy who defies all description

You’ll know it when you see it. These are those names.

• Blorbo
• Blorp
• Blibbet
• Blibblesnap
• Blorgenstein
• Bumblecruft
• Crumpleton
• Cromblewick
• Dinglebop
• Doodlepuff
• Flobberknock
• Flibbertigibbet
• Flumpkin
• Frimble
• Frobbishwaite
• Frumplequist
• Frumple
• Glibber
• Grozzleby
• Grumbleston
• Kerfuffle
• Nubbin
• Plumpkin
• Qwerty
• Quibble
• Rumpelsnout
• Scrumbleking
• Slorpington
• Slobberdash
• Snibblesnort
• Snoozelworth
• Snorgle
• Snorkleby
• Snortwhistle
• Snufflekins
• Spibble
• Splorge
• Squidgeling
• Squibble
• Twibble
• Wibbleston
• Wobblesworth
• Woggle
• Wumblesnort
• Wumpus
• Zibble
• Zibblesnap
• Zibblethwaite
• Zozzle
• Fumblethwaite

Time to start training

Now that you’ve chosen the perfect male miniature long-haired dachshund dog name, it’s time to help your pup learn it! Start using your chosen name consistently from day one, saying it with joy and enthusiasm before meals, walks, and playtime to create positive associations.

Remember that dogs typically respond best to names that are one or two syllables, but don’t let that stop you from choosing longer names, you can always use a nickname for everyday use while keeping the full name for special occasions. Practice calling their name in different tones and situations so they recognize it whether you’re calling excitedly at the dog park or speaking softly when they’re resting. Most dogs learn their names within a few days to a week with consistent, positive use.

Before we go

The name took thought. The coverage should too. Miniature dachshunds, males especially, are prone to spinal issues thanks to their long backs, and vet bills have a way of showing up unexpectedly. Lemonade Pet insurance makes it easier to say yes to the care your dog needs without doing mental math in the exam room.

You already found him the perfect name. Now give him the backup plan to match.

A few quick words, because we <3 our lawyers: This post is general in nature, and any statement in it doesn’t alter the terms, conditions, exclusions, or limitations of policies issued by Lemonade, which differ according to your state of residence. You’re encouraged to discuss your specific circumstances with your own professional advisors. The purpose of this post is merely to provide you with info and insights you can use to make such discussions more productive! Naturally, all comments by, or references to, third parties represent their own views, and Lemonade assumes no responsibility for them. Coverage and discounts may not be available in all states.