

- Naming is serious business
- What Lemonade's Dachshund owners are actually naming their dogs
- German boy names that are basically his birthright
- Old-school human names for a very distinguished sausage
- Royal titles for a dog who rules the household
- Sausage and food names because it was always going to come to this
- Long boi names that celebrate the shape
- Punny names for the dog who deserves a groan and a laugh
- Pop culture legends and fictional icons
- Big personality names for the smallest big dog you know
- Mysterious and moody names for the soulful starer
- Space and science names for a dog of the cosmos
- Cozy cottage names for the world's most dedicated napper
- Wildcards: names that just feel right and we can't explain why
- Dramatic leading man names for the theatrical boy
- The bonus bench: names too good to leave on the field
- Time to start training
- Before we go
Looking for the perfect moniker for your charming little Dachshund? Naming your male Dachshund might feel like a big task, especially since their unique personality and iconic silhouette deserve something special. Whether you’re into traditional dog names, something fun and quirky, or a name inspired by their German heritage, we’ve got you covered. And hey, while you’re ensuring your pup has the best name, don’t forget to think about protecting your four-legged friend with Lemonade pet insurance—it’s a safety net for all the adventures to come.
Naming is serious business
Naming a boy dachshund is a sacred responsibility. You’re not just picking a word, you’re writing the opening line of his whole personality. Is he a “Duke”? A “Pretzel”? A “Sir Reginald Floppington III”? The name you choose will shape how strangers react when you call him at the dog park, how your vet’s receptionist smiles when she pulls up his file, and how he tilts his head when he hears it across the room. We took this extremely seriously.
Whether you’re feeling classic, cheeky, or straight-up creative, you’re bound to find one here that feels like the perfect fit.
What Lemonade’s Dachshund owners are actually naming their dogs
Real names from real pet parents. Scroll through for a little inspiration, then dive into our full list below.
| Top male Dachshund names |
|---|
| Milo |
| Winston |
| Cooper |
| Oliver |
| Louie |
| Oscar |
| Frankie |
| Ollie |
| Charlie |
| Leo |
| Max |
| Buddy |
| Rocky |
| Bruno |
| Jack |
| Bentley |
| Archie |
| Hank |
| Benny |
| Slinky |
| Toby |
| Frank |
| Peanut |
| Dash |
| Finn |
| Lucky |
| Scooby |
| Franklin |
| Zeus |
| Ozzy |
| Otto |
| Goose |
| Gus |
| Rudy |
| Teddy |
| Duke |
| Moose |
| Otis |
| Walter |
| Copper |
| Alfie |
| Henry |
| Tucker |
| Jasper |
| Arlo |
| Nathan |
| Jake |
| Beau |
| Remy |
| Enzo |
| Murphy |
| Buster |
| Ernie |
| Blue |
| Oakley |
| Lincoln |
| Loki |
| Sammy |
| Hunter |
| Rocket |
| Smokey |
| Rusty |
| Chorizo |
| Whiskey |
| Bucky |
| Woody |
| George |
| Dante |
| Chip |
| Hudson |
| Roman |
| Onyx |
| Benji |
| Biggie |
| Brody |
| Brownie |
| Koda |
| Hercules |
| Ace |
| Wilson |
| Cash |
| Levi |
| Scooter |
| Peter |
| Marty |
| Odin |
| Tank |
| Dexter |
| Pretzel |
| Link |
| Benjamin |
| Dobby |
| Cosmo |
| Oskar |
| Paco |
| Snoopy |
| Pickles |
| Bear |
| Remi |
| Sparky |
German boy names that are basically his birthright
He’s a German breed. He deserves a name that honors that heritage unapologetically.
- Fritz
- Klaus
- Hans
- Otto
- Dieter
- Werner
- Helmut
- Rolf
- Günter
- Ernst
- Horst
- Egon
- Manfred
- Adalbert
- Burkhard
- Wendelin
- Theodor
- Albrecht
- Gottfried
- Christoph
- Siegfried
- Dietrich
- Konrad
- Wolfgang
- Leodegar
- Bernhard
- Hartmann
- Gerhardt
- Ruprecht
- Walther
- Eberhard
- Reinhold
- Fridolin
- Kaspar
- Lothar
- Balduin
- Volkmar
- Hartwig
- Gernot
- Dietmar
- Winfried
- Karlheinz
- Wulfric
- Sigmund
- Engelbert
- Berthold
- Willibald
- Hildebrand
- Leonhard
- Chlodwig
Old-school human names for a very distinguished sausage
He arrived with the energy of a retired professor who still has opinions about everything.
- Bernard
- Cornelius
- Archibald
- Reginald
- Mortimer
- Thaddeus
- Humphrey
- Bartholomew
- Algernon
- Percival
- Montgomery
- Cuthbert
- Phineas
- Godfrey
- Ignatius
- Alistair
- Rupert
- Galahad
- Leofric
- Auberon
- Barnaby
- Horatio
- Fitzgerald
- Crispin
- Aubrey
- Sylvester
- Ambrose
- Reginald
- Cedric
- Clarence
- Edmund
- Leopold
- Oswald
- Bertram
- Roscoe
- Clifford
- Sheldon
- Melvin
- Herbert
- Wallace
- Seymour
- Gideon
- Alistair
- Winston
- Basil
- Clive
- Roderick
- Aloysius
- Willoughby
- Peregrine
Royal titles for a dog who rules the household
He did not ask to be in charge. He simply is.
- Sir Loin
- Baron Von Snouts
- Lord Biscuit
- Duke of Stretch
- His Royal Lowness
- Grand Duke Derpface
- Archduke Waddlesworth
- Emperor Floofius
- Crown Prince Slinky
- Admiral Floppyears
- Colonel Velvet
- Brigadier Boopsnoot
- Captain Elongated
- Sergeant Sausage
- General Noodlelegs
- Overlord Meatloaf
- Chief Biscuit Officer
- High Commander Paws
- Chancellor Snuggles
- Sir Barksalot
- Lord Flobbington
- Marquis de Sausage
- Earl of Longshire
- Governor Grumblepaws
- Sheriff Slink
- Mayor McSausage
- Warden Wriggle
- Czar Snortsworth
- Magistrate Muzzle
- Constable Crispy
- Sir Sneakington
- Grand Poobah Wiener
- Justice Jowlsworth
- Sir Floofington the Fourteenth
- The Right Honorable Noodle
- Viscount Velvetpaws
- Chieftain Tubby
- Supreme Overlord Sausage
- Lord High Sniffer
- Superintendent Stretch
- Rear Admiral Rump
- Field Marshal Flop
- Sir Wigglebottom
- His Excellency Elongated
- Prince of Paws
- Duke of Dramatics
- Lord Longbody
- Baron Belly
- Sir Grumblesworth
- Commander Crinklenose
Sausage and food names because it was always going to come to this
The hot dog jokes write themselves. Might as well own it.
- Bratwurst
- Schnitzel
- Kielbasa
- Frankfurter
- Knockwurst
- Chorizo
- Andouille
- Pepperoni
- Salami
- Brisket
- Goulash
- Pretzel
- Pumpernickel
- Streusel
- Marzipan
- Lebkuchen
- Sauerbraten
- Currywurst
- Weisswurst
- Bockwurst
- Mettwurst
- Landjaeger
- Blutwurst
- Cervelat
- Liverwurst
- Spatzel
- Rouladen
- Hassenpfeffer
- Fleischkase
- Reibekuchen
- Dampfnudel
- Gugelhupf
- Strudel
- Apfelkuchen
- Vanillekipferl
- Rotkohl
- Germknodel
- Buchteln
- Kaiserschmarrn
- Topfenstrudel
- Schwarzwalder
- Palatschinken
- Stroodle
- Linzer
- Powidl
- Zwetschken
- Kartoffel
- Graupen
- Spatzle
- Wachauer
Long boi names that celebrate the shape
Engineering marvel. Aerodynamic nightmare. Perfect boy.
- Noodle
- Slinky
- Stretch
- Footlong
- Ruler
- Yardstick
- Limousine
- Baguette
- Linguini
- Fettuccine
- Submarine
- Corridor
- Runway
- Longfellow
- Longitude
- Marathon
- Serpentino
- Tubular
- Lateral
- Wingspan
- Bucatini
- Rigatoni
- Pappardelle
- Tagliatelle
- Vermicelli
- Capellini
- Fusilli
- Cavatappi
- Strozzapreti
- Paccheri
- Bigoli
- Stringozzi
- Pizzoccheri
- Casarecce
- Maltagliati
- Trofie
- Lorighittas
- Scialatielli
- Cavatelli
- Mafaldine
- Croxetti
- Mafalda
- Radiatori
- Lumache
- Ditali
- Orecchiette
- Orzo
- Campanelle
- Conchiglie
- Rotini
Punny names for the dog who deserves a groan and a laugh
These are the names you say at the vet and watch the tech lose it.
- Bark Twain
- Droolius Caesar
- Napoleon Boneapart
- Woofgang Amadeus
- Sir Waggington
- Chew-barka
- Hairy Pawter
- William Shakespaw
- Biscuit Eastwood
- Mutt Damon
- Paw-casso
- Ruff Vader
- Sherlock Bones
- Fuzz Lightyear
- Bark Obama
- Grr-ard Butler
- Jimmy Chew
- Oreo Speedwagon
- Barkley Mays
- Howl-iver Twist
- Fur-dinand
- Growlverine
- Dogzilla
- Pup Fiction
- Elongated Muskrat
- Indy Bones
- Obi-Wan Canine
- Franken-wiener
- Pablo Paw-casso
- Groucho Barks
- Hairy Houndini
- Chairman Woof
- Snoop Dogg
- Bark Zuckerberg
- Bilbo Waggins
- Clint Eastwoof
- Jude Paw
- Brad Pitt Bull
- Fleece Witherspoon
- Winnie the Pooch
- Leonardo DiCapridog
- Howl-ynd Duff
- Growl-ileo
- Dobby Freepaws
- Draco Malfur
- Lupin the Snout
- Paw-rry Hotter
- Dachshundra
- John Barleycorn
- Bark Antonioo
Pop culture legends and fictional icons
For the boy who arrived with main character energy and has never once doubted it.
- Gandalf
- Aragorn
- Frodo
- Legolas
- Gimli
- Boromir
- Faramir
- Samwise
- Pippin
- Merry
- Thorin
- Bilbo
- Balin
- Dwalin
- Fili
- Kili
- Bofur
- Bombur
- Bifur
- Gloin
- Nori
- Dori
- Ori
- Radagast
- Elrond
- Thranduil
- Beorn
- Bard
- Smaug
- Gollum
- Quickbeam
- Treebeard
- Theoden
- Eomer
- Denethor
- Grima
- Haldir
- Celeborn
- Glorfindel
- Ecthelion
- Cirdan
- Fingolfin
- Maedhros
- Fingon
- Feanor
- Manwe
- Ulmo
- Aule
- Orome
- Tulkas
Big personality names for the smallest big dog you know
He weighs eleven pounds and will absolutely start a fight with a Labrador.
- Hulk
- Goliath
- Zeus
- Titan
- Hercules
- Brutus
- Magnus
- Maverick
- Colossus
- Thor
- Diesel
- Rambo
- Blitzen
- Warlord
- Grizzly
- Kodiak
- Mammoth
- Rocket
- Blaze
- Turbo
- Nitro
- Torpedo
- Viper
- Jagger
- Bandit
- Rebel
- Outlaw
- Ranger
- Gunner
- Hawkeye
- Trebuchet
- Catapult
- Battleaxe
- Broadsword
- Claymore
- Dirk
- Rapier
- Sabre
- Javelin
- Longbow
- Ballista
- Flintlock
- Arquebuse
- Blunderbuss
- Halberd
- Partisan
- Falchion
- Cutlass
- Scimitar
- Truncheon
Mysterious and moody names for the soulful starer
He sits by the window. He watches. He knows things you don’t.
- Poe
- Vesper
- Morbius
- Nostradamus
- Erebus
- Orpheus
- Oberon
- Caspian
- Leviathan
- Noctis
- Rune
- Cipher
- Specter
- Wraith
- Phantom
- Shade
- Eclipse
- Umbra
- Nemesis
- Merlin
- Mordred
- Galahad
- Lancelot
- Tristan
- Perceval
- Bors
- Gawain
- Gareth
- Lamorak
- Pelleas
- Bedivere
- Lucan
- Agravaine
- Caradoc
- Erec
- Yvain
- Geraint
- Owain
- Peredur
- Culhwch
- Taliesin
- Myrddin
- Uther
- Vortigern
- Aurelius
- Ambrosius
- Cadwaladr
- Llywelyn
- Rhodri
- Caratacus
Space and science names for a dog of the cosmos
Those big eyes are definitely looking at something you can’t see.
- Nebula
- Quasar
- Pulsar
- Neutron
- Photon
- Hadron
- Muon
- Quark
- Graviton
- Neutrino
- Singularity
- Parsec
- Zenith
- Aphelion
- Magnetar
- Blazar
- Redshift
- Parallax
- Planck
- Boltzmann
- Hawking
- Sagan
- Hubble
- Kepler
- Copernicus
- Brahe
- Cassini
- Herschel
- Halley
- Messier
- Eddington
- Newton
- Darwin
- Faraday
- Bohr
- Feynman
- Curie
- Tesla
- Edison
- Celsius
- Kelvin
- Pascal
- Bernoulli
- Euler
- Laplace
- Fourier
- Gauss
- Riemann
- Lorentz
- Rutherford
Cozy cottage names for the world’s most dedicated napper
He has found the warm spot on every piece of furniture in your home. He is not moving.
- Clover
- Hawthorn
- Rowan
- Bramble
- Yarrow
- Mugwort
- Hazel
- Sorrel
- Saffron
- Marjoram
- Thyme
- Lovage
- Borage
- Hyssop
- Meadowsweet
- Betony
- Agrimony
- Valerian
- Elecampane
- Skullcap
- Vervain
- Figwort
- Lungwort
- Boneset
- Comfrey
- Mullein
- Plantain
- Burdock
- Chicory
- Dandelion
- Foxglove
- Elderberry
- Wisteria
- Honeysuckle
- Feverfew
- Pennywort
- Rosehip
- Willowherb
- Tansy
- Toadflax
- Speedwell
- Eyebright
- Selfheal
- Nettle
- Shepherd
- Lichen
- Mossy
- Cobble
- Flint
- Basalt
Wildcards: names that just feel right and we can’t explain why
No category. No logic. Just vibes and a dachshund.
- Rutabaga
- Piccolo
- Fumble
- Ruckus
- Squelch
- Tambourine
- Cromwell
- Bloop
- Fandango
- Gobsmack
- Hullabaloo
- Jalopy
- Kerfuffle
- Malarkey
- Ragamuffin
- Skedaddle
- Tapioca
- Wrigglesworth
- Bumbershoot
- Cattywampus
- Doohickey
- Fiddlesticks
- Gazpacho
- Hornswoggle
- Jabberwock
- Kibosh
- Marmaduke
- Oblongata
- Piffle
- Quibble
- Rumpus
- Scallywag
- Tomfoolery
- Unkempt
- Vagabond
- Waffle
- Xerxes
- Yonder
- Zamboni
- Bumblewick
- Crumblehorn
- Dillydally
- Flapjack
- Grumblethorpe
- Haverstock
- Inkblot
- Jitterwig
- Kettledrum
- Lollygag
- Muddlewick
Dramatic leading man names for the theatrical boy
The sighing. The doorway poses. The meaningful glances. He is performing at all times.
- Hamlet
- Iago
- Prospero
- Lysander
- Demetrius
- Caliban
- Ferdinand
- Gonzalo
- Trinculo
- Stephano
- Shylock
- Bassanio
- Antonio
- Gratiano
- Lorenzo
- Launcelot
- Salerio
- Solanio
- Claudio
- Benedick
- Dogberry
- Verges
- Balthasar
- Leonato
- Conrade
- Borachio
- Malvolio
- Sebastian
- Feste
- Orsino
- Toby
- Andrew
- Aguecheek
- Macbeth
- Duncan
- Malcolm
- Macduff
- Banquo
- Fleance
- Ross
- Menteith
- Angus
- Caithness
- Lennox
- Donalbain
- Siward
- Hecate
- Oberon
- Puck
- Berowne
The bonus bench: names too good to leave on the field
Every one of these belongs on a dachshund. Every single one.
- Biscotti
- Cannoli
- Tiramisu
- Espresso
- Macchiato
- Ristretto
- Affogato
- Amaretto
- Grappa
- Sambuca
- Limoncello
- Prosecco
- Barolo
- Brunello
- Chianti
- Montepulciano
- Primitivo
- Amarone
- Nebbiolo
- Dolcetto
- Barbera
- Vermentino
- Pecorino
- Gorgonzola
- Taleggio
- Fontina
- Asiago
- Provolone
- Scamorza
- Burrata
- Stracciatella
- Mortadella
- Pancetta
- Guanciale
- Calabrese
- Nduja
- Coppa
- Bresaola
- Porchetta
- Arrosticini
- Lampredotto
- Suppli
- Arancino
- Pizzaiolo
- Focaccia
- Ciabatta
- Grissini
- Taralli
- Crostino
- Bruschetta
Time to start training
Now that you’ve chosen the perfect male Dachshund dog name, it’s time to help your pup learn it! Start using your chosen name consistently from day one, saying it with joy and enthusiasm before meals, walks, and playtime to create positive associations.
Remember that dogs typically respond best to names that are one or two syllables, but don’t let that stop you from choosing longer names, you can always use a nickname for everyday use while keeping the full name for special occasions. Practice calling their name in different tones and situations so they recognize it whether you’re calling excitedly at the dog park or speaking softly when they’re resting. Most dogs learn their names within a few days to a week with consistent, positive use.
Before we go
Here’s the honest truth about dachshund ownership: at some point, something is probably going to happen to his back. Intervertebral disc disease is super common in this breed, and the treatment isn’t cheap. There’s also the reality of a dog who thinks he’s a much larger animal: the scrapes, the swallowed objects, the ill-advised jumps.
Lemonade pet insurance is built for real dog ownership, not just the easy parts. A quick quote takes about five minutes, and it means that when Sir Barksalot finally makes that leap off the couch he’s been eyeing for a month, you’re not choosing between your wallet and his wellbeing.
He picked you. Take care of him.
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